Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Punchline

This coming November 24,2012. I will be hosting a Ms. Gay contest dito lang sa amin..
The candidates are busy posting and sending me messages what would be the best introduction for thier production number. Bigla kong nabasa eto sa fb- di galing sa akin to, napulot ko lang somewhere- kaya kudos to this author-kaloka ka! naaliw ako. Kaya Becky queens go! basa!

1) Baha dito, baha doon, baha lagi, BAHAMAS!

2) Bra mo, bra ko, bra nating lahat, BRAZIL!

3) Lubak dito, lubak doon, CZEKOSLOVAKIA!

4) Breakfast, snack, lunch, dinner, midnight snack, MS. GHANA!

5) Caloocan, Malabon, Navotas, VENEZUELA!

6) Paki mo, paki ko, PAKISTAN!

7) Iwas ka , iwas ka , baka tamaan ka ng … PANA…MA!

8) Ibulgar mo, ibubulgar ko, BULGARIA!

9) Boots mo, isusuot ko, BOTSWANA!

10) Ako susubo…. KOSOVO!

11) One way, two way, my way, there is no other way – NORWAY!

12) Matador, aguador, tinidor, ECUADOR!

13) 27, 28, 29, TURKEY!

14) Kampanerang.. CUBA!

15) Bato bato sa langit tama wag magalit, baka matamaan ka nang ESTONIA!

16) Ni hao ma, Ni-hao ma.. Ni-hao na manok.. Ni-hao na baboy- CHINA!

17) Puro taba ang kinain, ang plato puro GREECE!

18) Itlog na uuga-uga, UGANDA!

19) Aga Mulach, Vic Sotto, Sharon Cuneta, nagsilipatan, LAOS!

20) Sandali lang, huwag niyo akong iwan, KUWAIT!

21) Hindi ka naman kinakausap, sumasabat ka. Huwag ka nga masayadong….NEPAL!

22) Purefoods, Kings, Youngtown, 555, ARGENTINA!

23) Bagal bagal, parang pagong, BELIZE!!

24) 50, 60, 70, HAITI!

25) Singa 1, singa 2, singa 3.. SINGAPORE!

26) Libag dito ,libag doon, Lebanon

27) Cana ka ng Cana ...Canada!

28) Enchanted Kingdom, Toy Kingdom, UNITED KINGDOM!

29) Hot and Spicy......CHILE!!!

30) Ang tagal ng sopas, ang tagal ng adobo, ang tagal ng softdrinks... PORTUGAL!!!

31) malay mo, malay ko, malay nating lahat, MALAYSIA

32) kangkong dito, kangkong doon....HOngKong

33) ngunit, datapwat, subalit....PERU

34) Gutom ako, Gutom kayo, Gutom tayong lahat. Miss Hungary!


bwahahah- nawala antok ko, see you everyone sa contest, and be simply amazing to win the crown as Ms. Gay 2012.