Wednesday, February 20, 2013

how i survived the valentines day

ang dami kong hearts sa damit ko haha para sabihin nilang in love.
top: surly from bangkok
pants by hilo from bangkok
shoes by native


valentines day is the hardest time of the year- this is the time that you will think and feel it to the bones that you are alone.no lovelife-no partner!masakit man pero tanggap ko!huwag mo namang ipamukha pa sa akin.

while everyone was busy holding hands with their lovers and kissing until there will  be no saliva left,- ako?, nag ngangangawa magisa-i dont know what's the reason why we should really emphasize this day-bakit may mga flowers, cakes and chocolates silang dala!?-pwede nman wala . 

araw araw nman pwede mong ipadama yung feelings mo sa minamahal mo!pero bakit kelangan may araw na valentines day talaga!? 

sino ba ang may gawa nito at isusumpa ko!hahaha (evil laugh)



kidding aside, eto ang mga ginawa ko upang malampasan at kunyaring di ko maalala ang araw ng mga puso.


una- kunyari nagpakaworkaholic ako-andami kong ginawa sa office, lahat na nga siguro 

na pwede kong gawin natapos ko na. at lahat ng tapos ko na, ginawa ko nmn ulit-napagod nga ako pero 
cge lang.laban lang.

pangalawa-nagtxt brigade ako sa mga friends na single din. di din pla sila lumalabas ng bahay kasi 

affected din sila sa araw na eto-para bang malulusaw sila na parang kandila kapag ka may nakitang masyang lover sa harap nila-hahay!

pangatlo-nilaro ko nlang ang mga pamangkin ko-sila 

kunyari ang dates ko-nakita ko din ang advantage ng ingay at harot nila sa kin-thanks at anjan sila-

bitter na kung bitter!

sana nextym huwag nmn 
masyadong i sensationalize 
ang valentines day-kawawa 
nmn kaming walang jowa.kaloka!

my mama and papa for thier walts haha.pina inggit ako ng dalawa. sweet nman tlaga ang tatay ko, ganyan niya kamahal si mamang, di siya nahihiya to show his love to her..i love you both!



thanks ralph aresgado for this cute blue rose. sinorpresa mo nmn kami-lalo na ako.
o cge nextym dapat meron na ko.cge na nga Belated Happy Valentines Everyone, sorry late post!

Monday, January 14, 2013

ideal vision kcc mall

Free eye check-up at ideal vision kcc mall of gensan 2nd floor.
bongga diba?! tapos eto pa naka clearance sale sila, up to 10 to 40% and discount of some items.
san kapa libre na yung check-up may discounts pa. ipamigay niyo nlang kaya?!

well, una may mga series of eye testing-
una nilagay ako sa parang machine na tinitingnan ang mga eyeballs ko-may muta yata! haha

sunod, pinapabasa ako ng letra, yung pang grade one tlaga-
then, colors naman- kulang nlang itanong ni ate kung anung kulay ang bet ko sa contact lens na ipapagawa ko.hahaha

next pinatayo niya nako-habang suot suot yung testing lens-
" nakakakita na ako! salamat po sa iyo!" haha-trip lang-

so ayun ang resulta- near sighted ang dyosa! kaya pala di ko makita yung mga cute-dapat pla closer!
lefet -20 yung right eye ko nman -50 so mas malandi si right kasi siya etong may mas malaking negative-

naghanap nako ng frame na bagay sakin at yung lens na prepare na dun,
after one hour! presto! may new reading eye glasses nako!


von voyage maria!

von voyage madam,she's maria susana corsit-my sister!

she's leaving far away from us,
this sweet lil girl really need to spread her wings to fly, to discover her potentials and be strong enough to be alone and away from us.

"laban besh, laban gurl!" said chivaz.
be a good girl.
denmark is just a skype away,
be strong.
of course, be pretty.

we'll see each other soon.
we love you!


love lots,
 cliff





Monday, December 31, 2012

Christmas Parties-Red Bloody 2012

before goin to caltex,for the xmas party exchange gift. nag papic muna ako sa malaking xmas tree sa SM GENSAN. with my pout lips.hahaha
alak of course, di mawawala sa party yan, im with pogac acharon,STAR,Jefrey baguio, meg pontino, jover sentista

thanks philip dolera for this cute stuff, mug collector kasi ako so panalo to! thanks ulet indai!

sa labas na ng caltex na kami ng exchange gift. natuwa nmn ako sa process on how to give the gift, ang kulet! haha. thanks tom nadera sa gift ko! mwahh. i love you tlaga!


the gensan fierces! philip dolera, mark dela cruz, lourd patrick alvarez, jover asentista, poncia acharon, tom nadera, STAR, yajie abangan, meg pontino and jefrey baguio

what a bloody xmas party everyone! thank u friends for making my 2o12 worth living for! i love you all!

KCC Christmas Party 2012-Glitz and Glam

2012 KCC Glitz and Glam ang peg ng Christmas party namin, wala akong maisip ng susotin kaya eto na siya! im with EPA people of KCC

With the junior buyers naman, glitz kung glitz and glam kung glam! kaloka!

KCC Gangnam Style ba kamo? oh eto ubusin niyo!

oh hala rampa! i'm praying na sana manalo kasi sayang yung cash price eh- pambayad utang! hahaa- kahit saan umandar tlaga ang pagkamukhang pera ko! in fairness tinablan ako ng hiya- di ko kc forte ang maging mowdel at rumampa nuh?! hosting kaya ko pa!


yung nka ka pink ang nanalo si david arapan, pinaghandaan niya nmn tlaga si give ko na! 1st runner up lang ako, peg ko si Janine Tugonon eh! bakit?

happy new year

Hi, my name is Clieford,I want u to know that I am a survivor of many unfortunate things in life this 2012 but God is always with me. I thank u all for always being part of my funny and lovely 2012-I'ts indeed unforgettable.

1.my travel abroad was awesome.i love my work!
2.being a daddy to my lil angels Chivaz, Cyril and cerge is unconditional.
family is love- Susana, Cirilo , Cerilo , Suzette,manong jay
3.attending death defying parties with friends,i will continue to do this.
4.to serve and reach out to others-i wont stop it.
5. I was heart broken by the person whom I fell in love deeply. I am where I am now because of you.Just continue cheating dude! 
God save us this 2013!
sana manlo ako sa lotto! just kidding

love lots,
cliff

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Punchline

This coming November 24,2012. I will be hosting a Ms. Gay contest dito lang sa amin..
The candidates are busy posting and sending me messages what would be the best introduction for thier production number. Bigla kong nabasa eto sa fb- di galing sa akin to, napulot ko lang somewhere- kaya kudos to this author-kaloka ka! naaliw ako. Kaya Becky queens go! basa!

1) Baha dito, baha doon, baha lagi, BAHAMAS!

2) Bra mo, bra ko, bra nating lahat, BRAZIL!

3) Lubak dito, lubak doon, CZEKOSLOVAKIA!

4) Breakfast, snack, lunch, dinner, midnight snack, MS. GHANA!

5) Caloocan, Malabon, Navotas, VENEZUELA!

6) Paki mo, paki ko, PAKISTAN!

7) Iwas ka , iwas ka , baka tamaan ka ng … PANA…MA!

8) Ibulgar mo, ibubulgar ko, BULGARIA!

9) Boots mo, isusuot ko, BOTSWANA!

10) Ako susubo…. KOSOVO!

11) One way, two way, my way, there is no other way – NORWAY!

12) Matador, aguador, tinidor, ECUADOR!

13) 27, 28, 29, TURKEY!

14) Kampanerang.. CUBA!

15) Bato bato sa langit tama wag magalit, baka matamaan ka nang ESTONIA!

16) Ni hao ma, Ni-hao ma.. Ni-hao na manok.. Ni-hao na baboy- CHINA!

17) Puro taba ang kinain, ang plato puro GREECE!

18) Itlog na uuga-uga, UGANDA!

19) Aga Mulach, Vic Sotto, Sharon Cuneta, nagsilipatan, LAOS!

20) Sandali lang, huwag niyo akong iwan, KUWAIT!

21) Hindi ka naman kinakausap, sumasabat ka. Huwag ka nga masayadong….NEPAL!

22) Purefoods, Kings, Youngtown, 555, ARGENTINA!

23) Bagal bagal, parang pagong, BELIZE!!

24) 50, 60, 70, HAITI!

25) Singa 1, singa 2, singa 3.. SINGAPORE!

26) Libag dito ,libag doon, Lebanon

27) Cana ka ng Cana ...Canada!

28) Enchanted Kingdom, Toy Kingdom, UNITED KINGDOM!

29) Hot and Spicy......CHILE!!!

30) Ang tagal ng sopas, ang tagal ng adobo, ang tagal ng softdrinks... PORTUGAL!!!

31) malay mo, malay ko, malay nating lahat, MALAYSIA

32) kangkong dito, kangkong doon....HOngKong

33) ngunit, datapwat, subalit....PERU

34) Gutom ako, Gutom kayo, Gutom tayong lahat. Miss Hungary!


bwahahah- nawala antok ko, see you everyone sa contest, and be simply amazing to win the crown as Ms. Gay 2012.